listen man, *pulls heart shaped lollipop out of my mouth with a pop noise and points it at you* im gay and not in the mood
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important collection of incredibly Powerful Lorde lines:
- “I’m little but I’m coming for the crown”
- “I care for myself the way I used to care about you”
- “Pretty girls don’t know the things that I know”
important collection of Weirdly Specific Lorde lines:
- “you buy me orange juice/we’re getting good at this”
- “she thinks you love the beach, you’re such a damn liar”
important collection of Lorde lines that give me chills:
- “If being afraid is a crime we hang side by side”
- “please could you be tender”
- “ I’m a liability/get you wild make you leave/I’m a little much for everyone”
- “God I wish I’d believed you when you told me this was my home”
- “Jack and Jill get fucked up and possessive when it gets dark”
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At the queer cafe
- Barista: "I have a medium grande fig newton fleet water no-foam cappuccino with almond milk on the bar."
- Person with an undercut: "Isn't almond milk kinda problematic?"
- Polyamorous man with a beard: "I'm polyamorous."
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some post: it’s okay if you haven’t done all these things yet! there’s no time limit and you move at your own pace! you shouldn’t be upset because you’re eighteen and none of it’s happened!
me, a 22yr old:
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